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This looks AWESOME!

Sat, 07/21/2007 - 8:33am Post by JennaV

Apparently, Jenna Fischer won many awards and for this. Her blog has a billion hits on Myspace.
Her award winning myspace blog
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Viewing Habits

News Shows

Ugly Betty (ABC) - I love ths show. It is very predictible, but you are transfixed by the performances. America Ferrera is Ugly Betty, but even the large braces and big red-rimmed glasses, she is still adorable. Vanessa Williams was brilliantly casted as the diva villian. If you haven’t seen the show, you should see it at least once. You can watch it online here.

Brothers and Sisters (ABC) - Sally Field and her overacting carries this show, and it is a charming show about the interaction of a family dealing with life.

Heroes (NBC) - This is show is AWESOME! I can’t describe how good it is. The best thing to do is watch it You can also watch this online here.

30 Rock (NBC) - I am still not sure about this show. I love Tina Fey and Alac Baldwin together but Tracy Morgan brings the show down. He isn’t that funny and not very articulate so I bearly understand what he is say. But, the show has my attention for now. Watch the show online here.

Retired Shows

Smallville (CW) - I am just so tired of the whole Clark/Lex/Lana triangle and nothing really happens anymore. There is no advancement in the stories. Yes, last week Clark realized he had a new power (super lungs) but it is too much like Dawson’s Creek for meteor rock induced mutants. This should really be the last season, but it doesn’t matter, because I am no longer watching.

America’s Next Top Model (CW) - I am really seeing how this show is a vanity project for Tyra Banks. The house the girls live in is filled with pictures of Tyra and she does nothing but spout platitudes and the challenges are completely ridiculous. Where are the photos of the girls looking [tyra]FIERCE[/tyra]? It seems to me that the girls that actual end up being models are the girls that don’t win: Elyse Sewell from Cycle 1, Mercedes from Cycle 2, etc… The season pass has been removed from my TiVo.

ER (NBC) - I am just so over this show.

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Some Weekend Humor

Fri, 11/03/2006 - 10:21pm Post by atoxicsparkle

So I pretty much love these comics to death…thought I’d start sharing them with my sugars…and don’t worry Tor, I have a fart one just for you, somewhere, I have to go find it Sticking out tongue

Ok Tor, I found you an anal one Eye-wink

And one of my favorites…

This is the one layla pm’d me:

Alright, Layla and I have decided we needed to add the rest I have saved to my computer…enjoy Woohoo

Tor, a fart one for you, again…

Source = http://www.explosm.net/

Do you guys like em? Should I do a weekly round-up each weekend of them? Everyday? Do you want to give me a million dollars?



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Funny or stupid? Vanessa Minnillo in a Fat Suit

Mon, 11/20/2006 - 8:02am epoll by GiggleSugar

Entertainment Tonight recently had a segment in which they had Vanessa Minnillo don a fat suit, awful wig, and hideous outfit to do an “investigative journalism†piece to find out how beautiful women are treated compared to ugly women. She went to a club as “Ugly Vanessa†and wasn’t let past the velvet ropes, but as “Beautiful Vanessa†in a blonde wig, she and her friends were let in and given VIP treatment. The revelation? Pretty people have it better. Giggle Girls, is Vanessa’s “investigative journalism†piece…




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Weekend Snapshots: Ghosts, Pumpkins & Food

I think I’m suffering withdrawal symptoms from a lack of peanut butter this weekend. It’s a jittery feeling I get in my stomach when I’m not hungry but I feel like I need nutrients. I think my whole system is out of whack from eating real food this weekend!

We arrived Saturday afternoon and went for a bike ride through the paths and the neighborhood. We had reservations at 6:45 for a Ghost Tour of Alexandria and then dinner at Bilbo Baggins. (Yes, I am totally serious. That was the name of the restaurant. No, they did not serve hobbit food.) So we needed a lite snack after our bike ride, since dinner was going to be so late.

Shopping Girl had made these ‘tea’ sandwiches she had seen on a tv-food show. They were cream cheese, cantelope and prosciutto on rye bread. They were so delicious that we devoured them, and she had to make more. It was a unique, sophisticated taste; I would definitely recommend it for your next tea party.

The Ghost Tour was awesome!! We walked around and listened to an exceptional tour guide tell ghost stories about different buildings being haunted. Probably the best one was the story of Herbert and Henry and what happened when they both fell in love with the same woman. I’ll make you wait with anticipation until tomorrow, though, since it will be Halloween and the perfect time to post a good ghost story. So you’ll have to come back after the witching hour of 7 pm, when I’ll post it. (You might find it a good bedtime story for your little tots… if you don’t mind being awakened all night by their nightmares.)

After the Ghost Tour we went to Bilbo Baggins. (That still sounds funny to me. Even though I’m a huge Tolkien fan, I would never name my restaurant Bilbo Baggins.) Anyway, it turns out that Bilbo has quite a sophisticated palate, and the entries all sounded like contest results on the Iron Chef show. Don’t get me wrong - the food was delicious. I ordered a Beef Filet with some fancy potatoes, which was as close as I could get to plain, boring food. For dessert, we had white chocolate bread pudding, which was to die for!

After dinner, we walked up to watch John Carlisle’s funeral. People in period dress carried the casket out of his home, put it on the horse-drawn carriage. The mourners (also in period dress) followed. The bagpipe players brought up the rear. Then all the sightseers who wanted to followed the procession through the middle of the street as it made its way to the cemetary.

That was pretty cool, but not as cool as the rubber-necking I was doing all night. OMG, those houses are breathtakingly beautiful, with elaborate architectural details and stately home furnishings. I love old homes like that, built like they can’t be built anymore.

This morning, Babybull cooked bacon and scrambled eggs with cheese for us. A big ‘real’ breakfast. Then we carved pumpkins while steaks and chicken cooked in a smoker outside. We had grilled onions, squash & zucchini with the meat. Unless I’m in a restaurant, I don’t eat that, because I don’t even know what it is, let alone how to cook it. Once, a friend of mine gave me a zucchini from her garden. I had to ask her what it was. Then I had to ask Jagman how to cook it. Neither one of us knew.

So we had a great, fun-filled, food-filled weekend. Babybull has a scale at his house; we don’t. The only time we check our weight is when we go to his house. I was 113 when I got there and 113 when I left, but only because we rode our bikes for 20 km and went for a run this morning.

I went to the grocery store when we got home. I bought peanut butter, bananas and bagels.

Table for Six at the Hope-Full Cafe

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

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hopefull-y this little birdie is going with me in busy beaver button form to blogher. please ask for one if i should see you there.

I’m not sure why exactly but the idea of Hope and being Hopefull is foremost in my mind these days. I guess it’s easy to lose that tiny thread of connectedness that convinces you we aren’t in this thing alone after all. Maybe this is why I love to craft little communes out of neighbors and random children and stray friends–”unintentional community” as my friend Anne calls it. All the perks of the intentional variety without any of the meetings.

Yesterday I wandered up the hill to Mark and Meryl’s to turn over the events of the last few days and rummage around for something yummy to eat. Meryl came out with some dark chocolate almond bark from Trader Joe’s and regular dark in case I wasn’t feeling up to nuts. Mark couldn’t wait to tell me about a six-piece set of table and chairs complete with umbrella that might be just right for the back patio. He and Meryl took turns telling me the story of seeing it at the Giant, thinking that I might like it. Plus there was the added perk of charging $100 on Mark’s new card–the very same card that promised him an airline voucher before the end of August if he charged a total of five hundred!

“I said, ‘Go for it!’ ” Meryl said. “We’ll just pay it off and cut that baby up in September!” I loved the storytelling, the candor.

We moved on to other subjects, but when I wandered back down the hill after an hour or so, Mark said: “If you think you might be interested in that patio furniture, we can go over together.” Not five minutes later Meryl showed up at my house and flopped on my couch. “Mark really wants to buy you that table,” she said, pure delight in her voice. “Do you want to go now? I wasn’t going to go but now I think I might.” Yes, yes, of course! I’ve wanted patio furniture for as long as I can remember. Especially when you are making it this easy for me to say yes.

A half an hour later we were playing musical chairs with the guys from Giant, trying to get my lovely new patio set in the car without me or Meryl having to give up our seats. In the end, we managed to get all the chairs in the trunk and the long rectangular table in the back seat. The only glitch was I had to sit cross-legged in the back with the table making a perfect taxi-like barrier between me and my fairy godparents in the front. No worries! I told Mark I felt like I had won a contest or something. “I think you did,” he said, eyes sparkling, a little mischief in his voice as he chauffeured me home.

Minutes later, Dave and Mark unloaded the car and put everything together while Meryl and I went to pull fresh baked bread out of their oven. Then we sat around the brand new table and ate the bread hot, even though it was so humid you could hardly breathe.

After that everything felt a little bit lighter.

Isn’t it funny how Hope shows up when you least expect it, reminding you that it would be a mistake to give up on magic or the down deep confidence that there’s more holding us than we can ever imagine? Riding in the backseat, like a third grader on a special outing, I felt less afraid to let my heart fill up with kindness, less scared to allow my soul to take her fair share of Hope and then some.

Just knowing Mark and Meryl were thinking of me and that they imagined my happiness so clearly in those lovely green chairs was more–so much more–than enough.


Such a Sad Thing to Wake Up To


Can’t start drinkin’ yet, but in my mind, I’m tipping back a cold one in honor of a hero:

Author Kurt Vonnegut dies at 84

In books such as “Slaughterhouse-Five,” “Cat’s Cradle,” and “Hocus Pocus,” Kurt Vonnegut mixed the bitter and funny with a touch of the profound.

Vonnegut, regarded by many critics as a key influence in shaping 20th-century American literature, died Wednesday at 84. He had suffered brain injuries after a recent fall at his Manhattan home, said his wife, photographer Jill Krementz.

Vonnegut’s more than a dozen books, short stories, essays and plays contained elements of social commentary, science fiction and autobiography.

“He was sort of like nobody else,” said fellow author Gore Vidal. “Kurt was never dull.”

A self-described religious skeptic and freethinking humanist, Vonnegut used protagonists such as Billy Pilgrim and Eliot Rosewater as transparent vehicles for his points of view.

He lectured regularly, exhorting audiences to think for themselves and delighting in barbed commentary against the institutions he felt were dehumanizing people.

“He was a man who combined a wicked sense of humor and sort of steady moral compass, who was always sort of looking at the big picture of the things that were most important,” said Joel Bleifuss, editor of In These Times, a liberal magazine based in Chicago that featured Vonnegut articles.

Some of Vonnegut’s books were banned and burned for suspected obscenity. He took on censorship as an active member of the PEN writers’ aid group and the American Civil Liberties Union.

The American Humanist Association, which promotes individual freedom, rational thought and scientific skepticism, made him its honorary president.

Vonnegut said the villains in his books were never individuals, but culture, society and history, which he said were making a mess of the planet.

“I like to say that the 51st state is the state of denial,” he told The Associated Press in 2005. “It’s as though a huge comet were heading for us and nobody wants to talk about it. We’re just about to run out of petroleum and there’s nothing to replace it.”

Despite his commercial success, Vonnegut battled depression throughout his life, and in 1984, he attempted suicide with pills and alcohol, joking later about how he botched the job.

“I will say anything to be funny, often in the most horrible situations,” Vonnegut, whose watery, heavy-lidded eyes and unruly hair made him seem to be in existential pain, once told a gathering of psychiatrists.

Vonnegut was born on Nov. 11, 1922, in Indianapolis, and studied chemistry at Cornell University before joining the Army. His mother killed herself just before he left for Germany during World War II, where he was quickly taken prisoner during the Battle of the Bulge. He was being held in Dresden when Allied bombs firebombed the city.

“The firebombing of Dresden explains absolutely nothing about why I write what I write and am what I am,” Vonnegut wrote in “Fates Worse Than Death,” his 1991 autobiography of sorts.

But he spent 23 years struggling to write about the ordeal, which he survived by huddling with other POW’s inside an underground meat locker labeled slaughterhouse-five.

The novel that emerged, in which Pvt. Pilgrim is transported from Dresden by time-traveling aliens, was published at the height of the Vietnam War, and solidified his reputation as an iconoclast.

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Thanks to AP writer Christian Salazar for the fine obituary.

And thanks to you, my friends, for sharing the occasional Kurt Vonnegut post over the past few years. Along with P.K. Dick, Vonnegut was a sure comment-generator when things got slow around here, proving that these are the types of artists who touch all of us in that common place known as “heart.”

I have a feeling that, as when Charles Bukowski died, I’m in for some bittersweet blues over the next few days. Join me, then, in remembering a man who stood for sanity in an insane world.

Z-List Blogger List

by Ron E. on December 21st, 2006

Mack Collier over at the Viral Garden started this list of Z-list marketing blogs, and I thought I’d share the list and spread the love.

Creative Think
Soloride
Movie Marketing Madness
Blog Till You Drop!
Get Shouty!
One Reader at a Time
Critical Fluff
The New PR
Own Your Brand!
OTOInsights
bizandbuzz
Work, in Plain English
Buzz Canuck
New Millenium PR
Pardon My French
Troy Worman’s Blog
The Instigator Blog
AENDirect
Diva Marketing
Marketing Hipster
The Marketing Minute
Funny Business
The Frager Factor
Mindblob
Open The Dialogue
Word Sell
Note to CMO:
That’s Great Marketing!
Shotgun Marketing Blog
BrandSizzle
bizsolutionsplus
Customers Rock!
Being Peter Kim
Pow! Right Between The Eyes! Andy Nulman’s Blog About Surprise
Billions With Zero Knowledge
Working at Home on the Internet
MapleLeaf 2.0
darrenbarefoot.com
Two Hat Marketing

The Engaging Brand
The Branding Blog
CrapHammer
Drew’s Marketing Minute
Golden Practices
Viaspire
Tell Ten Friends
Flooring the Consumer
Kinetic Ideas
Unconventional Thinking
Buzzoodle
Conversation Agent
The Copywriting Maven
Hee-Haw Marketing
Scott Burkett’s Pothole on the Infobahn
Multi-Cult Classics
Logic + Emotion
Branding & Marketing
Popcorn n Roses
On Influence & Automation
Bullshitobserver
Servant of Chaos
converstations
eSoup
Presentation Zen
Dmitry Linkov
aialone
John Wagner
Nick Rice
CKs Blog
Design Sojourn
Frozen Puck
The Sartorialist
Small Surfaces
Africa Unchained
Perspective
gDiapers
Marketing Nirvana
Bob Sutton
¡Hola! Oi! Hi!
Shut Up and Drink the Kool-Aid!
Women, Art, Life: Weaving It All Together
Community Guy
Social Media on the fly
Jeremy Latham’s Blog
SMogger Social Media Blog
Masey.com
BrandCurve.com

By the way, I added mine to the end of the list..(haha self promo). If you feel like sharing the list with your blog readers, just copy/paste the list into your post, and voilá!

Thanks Mack from starting this cool list.

Saludos,

Ron.

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Can You Spot The Celebrity?

Sun, 10/08/2006 - 10:30am story by PopSugar

More pics of Posh and Katie at Fashion Week in Paris. They are totally blending in to the crowd at the Chanel show on Friday. Clearly none of the “normal” people thought it was sunny in there. Oh right, except for the funny lady with the heart-shaped shades.

Also looks like they forgot to coordinate their outfits that day. Lots more pics of the BFFs at the Chanel show in Paris, so




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